Funny dating insults

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" "You have little crinkles around your eyes when you laugh." "Hey, you've got a little bit of a mustache! If you look close enough, ALL women have a little bit of hair on their top lip. Most guys prefer a woman with short/long fingers." Note how you didn't mention YOUR preference, merely "most men." These will leave her guessing as to which you prefer.

Some are more noticeable than others, but they all have it. As we all know, any time she is thinking about YOU, it's a good thing!

In other words, YOU ARE EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF ALL THE CHUMPS THAT HAVE BEEN HITTING ON HER.

After the neg-hit, be prepared for her to neg-hit you back!

**laugh again, start to walk away, then say** I'll be right over here when you want to apologize." (Notice, not "if" but "when"). Every time you catch her looking your way, laugh her way. Be prepared to explain why you thought so, because when she recovers her composure she will most certainly ask for an explanation. A neg-hit without confidence is like going bear hunting with an unloaded rifle.

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